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Claus Demotivational Poster


HITLER CLAUSE -


TAGS: hitler clause jews
Rating: 3.91/5

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mallen - September 27, 2009, 8:40 am
Who voted 1 lion? That is funy. 5/5.


DIRTY SANTA - Naughty or nice? Well,to tell you the truth,in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. You've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


TAGS: dirty harry santa claus sleigh christmas xmas doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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RON - December 3, 2008, 3:08 am
thank you Sir...quite a sample of your talent I must say...
RON - December 3, 2008, 2:48 am
com on Mr. MWLF...post your Xmas pics on forum...want to see all together...you have the time...you,re up late tonight with a warm cup of chocolate with peace and quite to do....lol
Cubbybear - December 2, 2008, 10:41 am
Made my day


SANTA CLAUS - "It's too bad you saw me, Timmy. Now I have to kill you."




SANTA CLAUS -


TAGS: santa claus is really metal this year superman got nothin on this
Rating: 3.67/5

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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


CHRISTMAS TIME -


TAGS: big fat guy santa claus pzy
Rating: 4.45/5

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GFNeves - December 22, 2010, 2:15 pm
LMAO
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 5:19 pm

lolz...so true.


JASON CLAUS - He's getting ready for next year.


TAGS: jason claus coming to town
Rating: 4.13/5

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falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:21 pm
He's making a list. He's checking it twice!


LEAVE BOOZE FOR SANTA - He's making a list, checking it twice. The drunker he gets, the more you look nice!


TAGS: santa claus scotch booze doris alcohol christmas xmas
Rating: 3.09/5

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Agamemnon218 - December 18, 2008, 12:04 am
Okay, THIS has got to be in my top 5 Favorite All Time MWLF Posters!
Culos - December 3, 2008, 8:57 am
Santa could be my new handle, I kind of recognize myself in this picture (not that I'm that good looking of course).


SANTA CLAUS - Just Isn't The One He Used To Be


TAGS: santa claus
Rating: 2.52/5

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SANTA CLAUS - the very first greybeard


TAGS: greybeard santa claus
Rating: 4.82/5

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TheOne - December 28, 2010, 4:48 pm
I would but I don't want your "happiness" to touch me.
guyfox - December 28, 2010, 12:06 am
come a little closer so I can slap you
TheOne - December 27, 2010, 10:53 pm
Heh how much of a motifaker when you get hor- my mistake happy about your posters.
guyfox - December 21, 2010, 1:59 am
boo-yah...........third poster to get in top 5, I feel so hor- I mean happy
LiquidSquid - December 20, 2010, 2:00 pm
Huh?
rerun - December 19, 2010, 5:50 pm

lets end this discussion before anybody gets upset.
guyfox - December 19, 2010, 5:49 pm
a greybeard is a creation of God and could not have existed until created
TheOne - December 19, 2010, 5:34 pm
I believe the very first greybeard is know as "God"
NoBodyZ - December 19, 2010, 4:09 pm
nice
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 4:03 pm
go santa 5L


O MAN Y -


TAGS: claustrophobic stuck alone food
Rating: 4.37/5

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Greeny - April 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
What, no matches?
Sho - April 25, 2011, 8:09 pm
Way better than my phobia posters. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 24, 2011, 4:25 am
HAHA!


PUBLIC RELATIONS -


TAGS: pr is a game santa knows contract claus capitalims bizitch peace poor kids
Rating: 3.27/5

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spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:44 am
HA! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 25, 2009, 12:34 am
He's got one helluva PR man!


CHRISTMAS IN JAPAN - You knew it would be either this or robots.




CHRISTIANS - they don't belive in santa claus.




LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...




SANTA CLAUSE - How he deals with his "extra naughty list"




SANTA CROSSING - a special sign for a special person


TAGS: sant claus sign crossing funny
Rating: 1.8/5

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Sean - October 11, 2009, 12:31 am
Someone who does these kinds of posters ought not to just toss the word "special" around like that.
MO - October 10, 2009, 11:38 pm
I'm going to get coal in my stocking this year.


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


Vacation -


TAGS: christmas santa claus krampus holiday
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2013, 8:10 am
A nice piece of Germanic folklore for christmas hehe.


Modern-Day Beliefs -




FRIENDLY KIDNAPPERS -


TAGS: claustrophobia fear restriction girls anxiety
Rating: 4.46/5

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flint - September 8, 2010, 4:18 pm
clever & funny.. 5L
forseti - September 8, 2010, 2:36 pm
thx face! and special thx to rerun for this motifake calendar!
Faceplant31 - September 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
AMSOME! 5L foreskini


CHRISTMAS NIGHT - The one night of the year old Saint Nick tears himself away from Motifake




MERRY CHRISTMAS! - From MWLF and the family (pictured is our annual abduction of Santa Claus)


TAGS: santa claus space kids mwlf family annual abduction december fourth
Rating: 4/5

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Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 2:53 pm
This is fantastic! 5 helmeted little Front's!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 21, 2009, 1:39 am
That's only because Santa had final cut and script approval. You have to watch out for those Elf agents, they're clever chaps.
BuZZbomb - December 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
You may get away with it THIS time but remember, Santa Clause Conquers The Martians! Or at least that's how the movie turned out.
GreyScorpion - December 20, 2009, 1:42 pm
Funny Stuff There MWLF!! 5 apples don't fall far from the trees!!
Produceman117 - December 20, 2009, 3:21 am
HaHa. Now this is cool.


SIR! SIR! -


TAGS: elves assignment or santa claus assignment or suicide assignment or reindeer assignment or intoxication assignment whatever
Rating: 3.56/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:58 pm
*spoiler alert* 5Ls.


RECESSION - IT AFFECTS SANTA CLAUS TO




Holy Sh... -


TAGS: santa clause fire crap ho
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 18, 2016, 9:08 am

Ahhh, the 1st Christmas poster of the season


Hello, Room Service? -


TAGS: i requested cozy not claustrophobic
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 7, 2016, 2:21 am
Thanks Ip! I didn't know they had these in Seattle. Haven't been there since I was in the Navy. My son travels a lot. He likes places like this and hostels. This particular pic is from Japan. Japan has sleep cabinets! Check them out.
ipaprime - November 6, 2016, 9:32 pm
Could also be in Seattle. Read an article about them last week. Oh and UP YOURS!
mizzdizz - November 6, 2016, 9:53 am
Thanks, Cern! New take on an old joke! Rerun, you are correct. The ph**o is from Japan!
rerun - November 6, 2016, 9:25 am

This reminds me of an efficiency room in Japan.
concern3 - November 6, 2016, 8:09 am
Funny, UP yours


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